wuffleton:

puniper:

does anybody have that one comic of a stick person driving home and suddenly thinking “penis” and making a face that looks like 

I KNEW I HAD THIS SOMEWHERE AND THIS IS THE FIRST POST I FOUND EVEN RELATED TO IT ON GOOGLE. AFTER LIKE AN HOUR OF DIGGING THROUGH VINTAGE MEMES I FOUND IT.

jedihighcouncil:

lethargicopinions:

jedihighcouncil:

lethargicopinions:

jedihighcouncil:

A list of who is allowed to enjoy Star Wars

• Gays

Uhm. No honey. Starwars is for everyone. And you don’t make the rules. Please keep your hatred out of Star Wars please? Thank you.

Damn if you’re gunna make a fake tweet atleast put some effort into it!

slumbermancer:

cmder:

something in an ai i’m working on busted and created one of the most terrifying images i’ve made to date

touhou12:

просто моника

kinktendo-shamecube:

some of the cuckolds on here: hhelo…..could u naybe follow my blog pwease?  i would b ever so grateful uwu…

me, an alpha blogger with no time for bullshit:

You Will Follow My Blog. You Will Laugh At My Funny Jokes. You Will Reblog My Funny Pix. You W

chefpyro:

i was looking through my files and found my favourite image in the world again

coldwarriors:

I airdropped this picture to some guy on he subway and he stared at it for a solid two minutes before slowly hitting decline

saddestblogger:

if you’re NOT a sentient can of soup rolling to my house after my mother declined to buy it for me then I’m not interested

golfgalaxy:

dirtbaby2016:

golfgalaxy:

protect the environment

fuck that shit

charadreemurr:

xtec:

this image is so threatening I’m being outlined with chalk as we speak

dad loves open carrying so much he had his hand amputated and replaced with a gun

lmaonade:

bisexual-lucio:

lmaonade:

you guys think peach gives mario’s nose a lil’ sucky sucky? a lil’ slllurrpy slurp?

my mom did that to me and my siblings as we grew up, and i always hated it

huh?

sonypraystation:

imcoolwithonions:

sonypraystation:

daycare:

gushergurl:

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

you think i do this shit cause it easy

ampullae:

stevvonie:

do you ever get the feeling that horses know

horses do not have the mental capacity to know. that sparkle you see in their eyes, however, indicate that the vessel is being piloted. and that pilot does know